Golden Gate Pasta

The Making...




The Output

OIL PAINTING

LIGHT PAINTING

Unanticipated scenario: Bye Cebu for 1 night

It was Thursday afternoon when my auntie called in the office that i have to find for a blood donor type AB+ for a blood transfusion intended for my uncle who was currently admitted in the hospital somewhere in Leyte. I got out early from the office and went to different blood banks in Cebu. It was late in the evening when i arrived to a certain blood bank so the staff in-charge advised me to better get the blood by the next day since it was already so late to carry the blood to Leyte.

THE PREPARATION

The next day i instructed my cousin to go to terminal and to contact me when he arrives. Then i went to the ticketing office and choose to buy a Supercat ticket going to Ormoc since it needs an immediate transport. After that i let myself get busy preparing those documents needed to purchase the blood. Exactly 4 o'clock when i arrived at the blood bank, with some interviews and conversations with the doctor it takes almost 20 minutes before i successfully handed the blood. Then i traveled again towards the pier wherein i supposed that my cousin was already there.

5 minutes BEFORE DEPARTURE

Exactly 4:35 P.M when i arrived at the pier but my cousin was not yet there so i give him a succeeding calls but sad to say he cant able to catch up the departure time since he was behind a heavy traffic. Then the porter told me that i cant wait any longer since the ship will now depart. I have no choice but to go inside the ship and be the one to carry the blood. Just a few seconds when i seated inside, the ship departed. I called my sister at home that i was the one who traveled in behalf of my cousin, and they were panic yet laughing at me to that unexpected scenario that i have to risk just for the sake of my uncle.

I successfully carried the blood and when i arrived at the hospital they transfused the blood to the patient after those certain blood screening. By the next day, i traveled again back here in Cebu.
"Traveling unexpectedly w/ no other things on hands, w/ a ticket not in my name and just w/ the cloth i wore and the blood inside the container was in me, that was really an exciting event happened to me."

Driving Lesson

September 7, 2009 was considered for me as one of the greatest family bonding in my early 20's. Together with my sister, little brother, nephews & nieces, and my father, we decided to have a driving lesson at an open, abandoned area formerly a quarry located at Bacayan, Cebu. It was really a nice experience driving a motor bike and a car with your father at your side teaching you some techniques. Through that way, we were bonded in a short period of time. Actually, this was my second time having this experience though in my first time, i encountered lots of injuries & burns but that greatly helps me to learn and balance my entire body while driving, as they say "experience are great teacher". Finally the most exciting part was about to happen. After practicing a couple of hours, lil bro, ate, and I were competing to get the shortest time and finish 3 laps. But i will not be mentioning who wins. haha!

On our way home, my 9 year-old nephew drove the motor bike and i was riding him. So amazing to see a very little boy driving a bike with a passenger on his back. We were the stars of the day that time because all those eyes full of surprises were staring on us as we pass each houses beside the highway. hmp! lemme do it once again.

Weirdest Cosmetic Product

Pubic Hair Coloring

An award winning manufacturer for beauty products with its trademark BETTY has provided women with this easy no drip specially giving life and beauty for down hairs.Coloring comes in five different colors, brown, black, blonde, auburn, and hot pink. This was the weirdest and funniest among other cosmetic products like Nipple whitening cream, Feces Odor Tablets, Gorilla Snot hair gel and Sunblock for NAILS. It was tested by lots of married women and said that their husbands really love it. And one more thing, when you try to visit http://www.bettybeauty.com, there you can avail free shipping of this product.

"It's supposed to be the safe alternative to using head-hair coloring, and can be used by men also." as the manufacturer says. So men lets try and grab one. haha


Omg i love betty beauty! this product is so safe and gentle for your area, and the colors are so cool! i don't have and greys to hide down there but i use the bright colors just for fun. it's so easy to use and the results are amazing- my boyfriend thinks so too =]
-Georgia

My lesbian lover and I took the time to make a rainbow in her pubic hair. Its beautiful and I found the pot of gold.
-Kassie

Hi my name is Kevin and I use this product a lot to fuck chicks cuz they like it 2 much!
-Kevin

CUM: waste or beneficial

CUM : waste or beneficial, whatever still eww!

The word CUM which was formed from curry and mayonnaise was invented by a person after being so obsessed by dirty things. I just finish reading an article that greatly surprise my knowledge and somehow ignites my curiosity. (Eww!)
At first, i really locked my mind that these cum which comes out upon ejaculation was a dirty, inedible thing but it surprised me when i found out that it was also beneficial not only for pleasure but for the health as well. Here are some of the topics i read from a great source: (link)


Cum as a Moisturizing Cream

Cum has long been used as a moisturizer. Often it is applied to the face in quick bursts. Cum is also used as a natural hair conditioner by leading salons. Its natural proteins work to strengthen the roots of the hair. It has been known to prevent baldness as well as fortify nostril and ear canal hair follicles. One catch-22 about using cum as a moisturizer is that you often first need ample moisture to produce cum, hence the dilemma. Scientists have proven that the protein in the cum help moisturize the skin.

Cum as stuff you can eat

Cum was officially approved by the FDA on April 1, 2001. Cum is something really healthy and delicious to eat, but it is rare to find a good supply as the demand is great. Just ask your mum how many men she had to milk in order to get her needs of nutrients while she was pregnant of you. It provides many nutrients by being a natural source of proteins, glucose and vitamins.
Many people love to eat cum. Some however, make a big mess of it and get it all over their face, boobs, and ass.

“When I can't find a quality man for supply, I eat my own cum.”
~ Oscar Wilde on cum


Besides being the funniest way to feed yourself, your own cum is always a source of vitamins H, I, V, and many others I would rather not talk about. Instructions on how to obtain your own cum:

1. Verify if you are alone;
2. Lay down;
3. Spread butter on your playground area (you don't want to proceed without it...)
4. Shake your hands;
5. Shake your legs;
6. Shake your head;
7. You now have a really tasteful cream already with a healthy gravy.

Also, your own cum is the best way to eat a lot (provided you can cum a lot) and not becoming fat, as you are exercising your arms at the same time you are ingesting the very same calories you just jerked off, see? Some environmentalists believe that this activity can be used as a new form of recycling. In fact, you lose weight by eating your own cum.

As i was writting this, i was thinking if i could eat my own cum haha! But remember that having regular orgasm may result to Men's Orgasm Disorders such as Migraine headaches, Abdominal Pain, Yawning and sneezing, and other sexual surprises.

Dont Disturb! Im In a Meeting...

By sudden, my attention was called to join a conference meeting together with the group of people known as "core group" in the company.

It was an unexpected event and in fact, my very first time to be involved in a private conversation wherein i was only there whom can be considered ordinary.. (haha)

Of course, at first i was feeling uneasy, uncomfortable to all my action, conscious, and i felt all those feeling of anxiety. I just seated in a chair trying to listen and understand what they were discussing about till i begun to interact and exchange ideas with those honored people. I was surprised yet so difficult for me to handle such scenario but atleast in a simple way, i tried to improve my skills dealing with higher people.

Lesson learned: Stay confident & everything would be under control

if I were anything but a human

Human satisfaction is quite difficult to find. We may think that sometimes we're too inauspicious to handle things that weaken us without knowing that we're already too lucky to surpass all those trials we have. In fact, we envy other people that has those things that we don't have. In result, we begun to play with our imagination and tries to bring fantasies in reality.

If I were anything aside from being a human, I just want to be a ROSARY. Only few people appreciates my importance in fact, others will just put me in a corner, in an altar, or even inside a drawer but when It comes to disaster lots of people will seek for me, hold me, and believes in me as an instrument towards God's mercy. Isn't it awesome? And maybe sometimes I'm one of those guys.

A picture during Edsa Revolution captures my attention. When these thousands of devoted nuns and laymen joined together in forces with rosaries in their hands and a white roses as they walk through EDSA Shrine praying in unison and expecting for a miracle that stops the chaos. Fortunately, that comes in reality. Amazing and powerful, that's what i wanna be.

I love blogging

I started blogging just a few days ago. Others may say that some education courses or courses not related to computer lacks technical skills, but they're not alone. I admit that Im also one of them, although Im an IT graduate but I find it hard to learn about computer updates. I was in a jeepney that time when i heard two guys talking about blogs, the way how they do it and how to gain profit from it. I was eager to learn such thing and of course when we talk about 'PROFIT & MONEY', perhaps no one would decline from it. So by the next day I started searching about blogs, what is it all about, then i encountered this site, blogspot.com which supports me, and there i started to explore until such time that i begun to create my own template and the contents as well. Now, I'm a BLOG ADDICT.

BLOG sites

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Girls can but Boys cannot

People hold their hands for different purposes. It could be a part of prayer, hand shaking as a sign of good luck or congratulating for winning such event, to show sportsmanship while in a game, or to show closeness in friendship. But most of these people do it with love showing physical intimacy not necessarily of erotic character.

In Arab countries, Africa and some parts of Asia, holding hands whether lovers, friends, with same culture and gender or not, it is also done by men.

Just this morning as I enter the gate of our compound, I encountered this two old men assigned at Soapery Department, holding each hands as they went through the guard house. I just cant stop my eyes directing to this two mascular hands swaying as this two old men seriously walking. Lots of questions queued into my mind like why is it that we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands? and why is that we dont put any malicious thoughts to those two girls holding their hands than boys? Then I went inside the cubicle, sitting in front of my computer then start searching for some reason of this unanswered questions. Suddenly, I recalled what I saw just this morning, and I laughed. Non-sense topic to explore better start to work.

Best Photoshop Mistakes

In this era of hi-tech media Advertising or Print Journalism, Photoshop rules! Retouching, fixing, merging elements in a photo, or taking photos from another context and put it as one to complete the vision of the Ad. However, an artist/designer's idea may somehow brings you with an output that is beautifully wrong. Take a look on this Best Photoshop Mistakes.

Taken from a british tabloid The Daily Mail which makes one of the highest good journalism. But what happen in this picture? Did the management hired the wrong artist? (source)

High School Musical is an Emmy Award-winning American Movie from Disney Channel Original Movies which talks about the story of the two high school student (Troy Bolton & Gabriella Montez) and those events during their high school life.Take a look! I think this was designed by a Grade school student..haha Amazing huh! (source)

woah! what a "photoshop horror"

a top model girl with a zebra leg?

(source)

Do you still have another model on the back?

(source)















(Monkey says:)
Ei dude you're stomping my feet. huhu...

(Egyptian says:)

Quiet! I'm trying to give my best shot here











THE WORST!!!

OMG! what was that in between your legs? I cant really identify his/her gender.. haha

P i S c E S

P i S c E S
(February 19 - March 20)
picture taken from Oddee.com

Imaginative and sensitive
Compassionate and kind
Selfless and unworldly
Intuitive and sympathetic

On the dark side....

Escapist and idealistic
Secretive and vague
Weak-willed and easily led

Pisceans possess a gentle, patient, malleable nature. They have many generous

qualities and are friendly, good natured, kind and compassionate, sensitive to

the feelings of those around them, and respond with the utmost sympathy

and tact to any suffering they encounter.

They patiently wait for problems to sort themselves out rather than take the
initiative in solving them. They are more readily concerned with the problems
of others than with their own.

They are sexually delicate, in the extreme almost asexual, and most Pisceans
would want a relationship in which the partner's mind and spirit rather than
the body resonated with their own. Unfortunately they can be easily misled by

a lover who courts them delicately and in marriage makes them unhappy by

a coarser sexuality than they expected. They are nevertheless intensely
loyal and home-loving and will remain faithful.

LIKES
• Solitude to dream in
• Mystery in all its guises
• Anything discarded to stay discarded
• The ridiculous
• like to get 'lost'

DISLIKES
• the obvious
• being criticized
• feeling all at sea about something
• know-it-alls
• pedantry

PSD products

HuMan CLoniNg

Twins may either be identical or fraternal but clones in the other hand are genetically-identical individuals which is a product of reproducing organisms such as bactera, insects, plants or even human asexually. This is done through creating copies of DNA fragments, cells, or organisms. A 2002 film from National Lampoon entitled Repli-Kate uses a human cloning strategy wherein they copied a sexy reporter. From newly-created human
it turns to be his perfect woman.

WerewoLf SyNdrOme

During birth, rare cases of genetic defects may possiby occur. Such condition is a congenital hypertrichosis or called as werewolf syndrome where an execessive, abundance of hair grows thickly in one spot or part of the body specially in face, arms, chest, back, legs or even the entire body.This kind of disease usually occur after birth not like other types of disease that is acquired before birth. These two brothers, Victor "Danny" Ramos and Gabriel "Larry" Ramos are victims of this disease.

(http://images.google.com.ph/werewolfsyndrome)



Fetus

A fetus (also spelled foetus or fœtus) is a developing mammal or other viviparous vertebrate, after the embryonic stage and before birth. The plural is fetuses.

In humans, the fetal stage of prenatal development begins about eight weeks after fertilization, when the major structures and organ systems have formed, and lasts until birth.

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OTHER DESIGNS (my business)
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