Weirdest Cosmetic Product

Pubic Hair Coloring

An award winning manufacturer for beauty products with its trademark BETTY has provided women with this easy no drip specially giving life and beauty for down hairs.Coloring comes in five different colors, brown, black, blonde, auburn, and hot pink. This was the weirdest and funniest among other cosmetic products like Nipple whitening cream, Feces Odor Tablets, Gorilla Snot hair gel and Sunblock for NAILS. It was tested by lots of married women and said that their husbands really love it. And one more thing, when you try to visit http://www.bettybeauty.com, there you can avail free shipping of this product.

"It's supposed to be the safe alternative to using head-hair coloring, and can be used by men also." as the manufacturer says. So men lets try and grab one. haha


Omg i love betty beauty! this product is so safe and gentle for your area, and the colors are so cool! i don't have and greys to hide down there but i use the bright colors just for fun. it's so easy to use and the results are amazing- my boyfriend thinks so too =]
-Georgia

My lesbian lover and I took the time to make a rainbow in her pubic hair. Its beautiful and I found the pot of gold.
-Kassie

Hi my name is Kevin and I use this product a lot to fuck chicks cuz they like it 2 much!
-Kevin

CUM: waste or beneficial

CUM : waste or beneficial, whatever still eww!

The word CUM which was formed from curry and mayonnaise was invented by a person after being so obsessed by dirty things. I just finish reading an article that greatly surprise my knowledge and somehow ignites my curiosity. (Eww!)
At first, i really locked my mind that these cum which comes out upon ejaculation was a dirty, inedible thing but it surprised me when i found out that it was also beneficial not only for pleasure but for the health as well. Here are some of the topics i read from a great source: (link)


Cum as a Moisturizing Cream

Cum has long been used as a moisturizer. Often it is applied to the face in quick bursts. Cum is also used as a natural hair conditioner by leading salons. Its natural proteins work to strengthen the roots of the hair. It has been known to prevent baldness as well as fortify nostril and ear canal hair follicles. One catch-22 about using cum as a moisturizer is that you often first need ample moisture to produce cum, hence the dilemma. Scientists have proven that the protein in the cum help moisturize the skin.

Cum as stuff you can eat

Cum was officially approved by the FDA on April 1, 2001. Cum is something really healthy and delicious to eat, but it is rare to find a good supply as the demand is great. Just ask your mum how many men she had to milk in order to get her needs of nutrients while she was pregnant of you. It provides many nutrients by being a natural source of proteins, glucose and vitamins.
Many people love to eat cum. Some however, make a big mess of it and get it all over their face, boobs, and ass.

“When I can't find a quality man for supply, I eat my own cum.”
~ Oscar Wilde on cum


Besides being the funniest way to feed yourself, your own cum is always a source of vitamins H, I, V, and many others I would rather not talk about. Instructions on how to obtain your own cum:

1. Verify if you are alone;
2. Lay down;
3. Spread butter on your playground area (you don't want to proceed without it...)
4. Shake your hands;
5. Shake your legs;
6. Shake your head;
7. You now have a really tasteful cream already with a healthy gravy.

Also, your own cum is the best way to eat a lot (provided you can cum a lot) and not becoming fat, as you are exercising your arms at the same time you are ingesting the very same calories you just jerked off, see? Some environmentalists believe that this activity can be used as a new form of recycling. In fact, you lose weight by eating your own cum.

As i was writting this, i was thinking if i could eat my own cum haha! But remember that having regular orgasm may result to Men's Orgasm Disorders such as Migraine headaches, Abdominal Pain, Yawning and sneezing, and other sexual surprises.

Dont Disturb! Im In a Meeting...

By sudden, my attention was called to join a conference meeting together with the group of people known as "core group" in the company.

It was an unexpected event and in fact, my very first time to be involved in a private conversation wherein i was only there whom can be considered ordinary.. (haha)

Of course, at first i was feeling uneasy, uncomfortable to all my action, conscious, and i felt all those feeling of anxiety. I just seated in a chair trying to listen and understand what they were discussing about till i begun to interact and exchange ideas with those honored people. I was surprised yet so difficult for me to handle such scenario but atleast in a simple way, i tried to improve my skills dealing with higher people.

Lesson learned: Stay confident & everything would be under control