CUM: waste or beneficial

CUM : waste or beneficial, whatever still eww!

The word CUM which was formed from curry and mayonnaise was invented by a person after being so obsessed by dirty things. I just finish reading an article that greatly surprise my knowledge and somehow ignites my curiosity. (Eww!)
At first, i really locked my mind that these cum which comes out upon ejaculation was a dirty, inedible thing but it surprised me when i found out that it was also beneficial not only for pleasure but for the health as well. Here are some of the topics i read from a great source: (link)


Cum as a Moisturizing Cream

Cum has long been used as a moisturizer. Often it is applied to the face in quick bursts. Cum is also used as a natural hair conditioner by leading salons. Its natural proteins work to strengthen the roots of the hair. It has been known to prevent baldness as well as fortify nostril and ear canal hair follicles. One catch-22 about using cum as a moisturizer is that you often first need ample moisture to produce cum, hence the dilemma. Scientists have proven that the protein in the cum help moisturize the skin.

Cum as stuff you can eat

Cum was officially approved by the FDA on April 1, 2001. Cum is something really healthy and delicious to eat, but it is rare to find a good supply as the demand is great. Just ask your mum how many men she had to milk in order to get her needs of nutrients while she was pregnant of you. It provides many nutrients by being a natural source of proteins, glucose and vitamins.
Many people love to eat cum. Some however, make a big mess of it and get it all over their face, boobs, and ass.

“When I can't find a quality man for supply, I eat my own cum.”
~ Oscar Wilde on cum


Besides being the funniest way to feed yourself, your own cum is always a source of vitamins H, I, V, and many others I would rather not talk about. Instructions on how to obtain your own cum:

1. Verify if you are alone;
2. Lay down;
3. Spread butter on your playground area (you don't want to proceed without it...)
4. Shake your hands;
5. Shake your legs;
6. Shake your head;
7. You now have a really tasteful cream already with a healthy gravy.

Also, your own cum is the best way to eat a lot (provided you can cum a lot) and not becoming fat, as you are exercising your arms at the same time you are ingesting the very same calories you just jerked off, see? Some environmentalists believe that this activity can be used as a new form of recycling. In fact, you lose weight by eating your own cum.

As i was writting this, i was thinking if i could eat my own cum haha! But remember that having regular orgasm may result to Men's Orgasm Disorders such as Migraine headaches, Abdominal Pain, Yawning and sneezing, and other sexual surprises.